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May 12, 2010

Virginal Mother’s Day

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — naera @ 9:02 am

A hilarious finding that more mothers commit infidelity the day after Mother’s Day than any other days. It’s like having to do the Thanksgiving dirty dishes twice.

This makes us appear BPP: boring, petty and predictable. The notion that mother’s day disappointment makes us that vulnerable and moody to jump into bed with another man. The point? Why the thoughtless impulsivity, mommies? Isn’t that reserved for the likes of Diane Lane in “Unfaithful”? Or is it simply tied with an excuse to validate the philandering as so many of us are secretly miserable being married with a family but can’t confess to it. Either way, it needs to be stopped.

As much as Christmas is so over-hyped with glutinous fantasies, you never see a child walking out on his/her family on a Christmas day when the parents gave him a stupid cruddy gift. Needless to say, Santa doesn’t exist, and neither does the perfect life of being a mom/wife. So stop romanticizing with high expectations and live up to the moment by making your life relevant.

No one said mothers were not allowed to run away for the weekend, let alone ask for a day-off without her family. I’d probably sneak away to see “Atonement” and have all-you-can-eat sushi with a girlfriend without answering my cell…

For God’s sake, if you knew how to take care of yourself then there wouldn’t be any need to seek for answers from another man, … It’s an act of being realistic and finding your own needs without causing chaos. And if you think this is an act of selfishness, than how does one define philandering?


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January 29, 2010

The Awakening of Elizabeth Edwards

New York Magazine painted Elizabeth Edwards as an unruly control freak with a hot-headed temper who may have cinched her husband’s presidential campaign (I can concur to that) had it not been for John Edwards’ puppet aides and a hedge fund company that allotted a lump sum of cushion to keep certain folks quiet and cozy in Southern mansions. John Edwards may have had to repeat a Bill Clinton’s televised confession to the public the 2008 style. And that would not have been a bad move at all.

So what’s the matter? Wouldn’t you be ill-tempered if your husband was John?

Having said so, my previous entry on Sept 23, 09 I stated that Elizabeth was the victim who stood by for good press while keeping her family in tacked. Nevertheless, Elizabeth, the matriarch, and the desperate mistress Rielle Hunter were badly played by the ever-so contradicting man. This is the same John Edwards who amplified a self-made logo as “Made in USA”, and yet snickered his hatred for hillbilly red-neck supporters shoving greasy fries down his throat in Southern fund-raisers. This is the man who promised his mistress a Dave Matthews Band wedding and a cinderella dream in a McMansion after his current wife passes from her cancer. The same man who then called Hunter a “crazy slut” after he impregnated her, then vehemently denied the paternity test, and so on and so on. An imbecile + without a vertebra = coward.

The positive outcome from this four year shameful saga is that Elizabeth wants her life back and is moving forward without her soon-to-be ex-husband. Let’s hope there is no relapse. As most readers would agree, I believe there would have been a better ending for Mr. & Mrs. Edwards had John came out immediately and owned up to his two-timing infidelity. Had he claimed his accountability, his wife and the public would have forgiven him and his life would be smooth sailing by now. But no, John played filthy with more lies and denial for years which pretty much exhausted people’s trust, patience and loyalty to him.

A lot of men go astray, yet most do not know how to play like a man. A real man should know that honesty is a virtue, and that my friend is the art of redemption. We will further explore this topic in my future entry.

The lesson: If you are going to boink around, then do it clean and wisely. If you get caught, admit it like The Wisely Dave Letterman. Watch his classy confession on Oct 1, 09, because I bought his speech whole heartedly with a standing ovation. Let’s hope he will turn it into a Self-Help DVD for $9.99 coming soon.


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December 7, 2009

I Had An Affair with Tiger

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — naera @ 11:06 am

I had an affair with Tiger Woods last month, I think… Which makes me one of 4,356 ladies Tiger had nailed during his tournaments while doting on his two gorgeous children and a beautiful good wife in the other room.

Tiger really thought he was going to dominate the world in the game of golf and hanky-pankies.

I watched SNL and literally spewed water all over myself while watching the skit where Tiger is about to get slaughtered by his enraged wife… Here is the video It’s classic.

What’s jaw-dropping is the staggering number of red scarlets that are coming forward to the media with their Catholic confession of bedding Mr. Woods. I’ve counted 10 ladies in total as of today. They are accumulating and quadrupling like ticks… Pretty soon we will see a village of women with deep cleavage, forming a united front to stand up against, or next to, Mr. Woods.

Surely, in this case, instead of paying off $cash$ to all the hoes and his wife, Tiger should go deep into the woods and reexamine how he will conclude his fairy-tale myth.

This is a perfect example of how most men desire only two types of women: the Top Thoroughbred and the Erotic Outcast.

September 24, 2009

Infidelity #2: Why Hillary Wears the Pants So Well.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , , , , — naera @ 6:55 am

Yesterday, I wrote about Elisabeth and John Edwards and whatever-her-name-mistress. Infidelity is like a common cold with no cure or vaccine in sight. It plagues families on every block and when you think it won’t happen to you – welcome to the club! I said Elizabeth was a brave woman for battling cancer and surviving her cowardly bastard husband, who timed her death for a bogus fairy-tale second wedding. Elizabeth forgave Ed for the sake of her children, his political career and the idea of marriage, but not for herself, I don’t think.

This is why I need to dedicate today’s blog to Hillary Clinton. No, I’m not her biggest fan, didn’t vote for her, but what I love is that she’s a very smart strong woman.

How disgusted were we when we had Bill Clinton and Monica’s stained dress to contend with during his impeachment trial? Democrats, Republicans, Liberals, we were very upset at Bill for his filth, and Ken Starr for exposing the First Family. Secretly, I wished and prayed that Hillary would whip her husband into a wooden box and toss it into the sea… But she didn’t, she wouldn’t, she will never, because she had an agenda. Hillary’s agenda had been deeply seeded before she met Bill. She had big ambitions, intelligence, discipline and the calculation to get to the top one day. When she was in college, her peers believed she would become the first woman President. You see, Hillary wanted it badly then, and even more so after she married Clinton. Bill had dabbled on a few extra marital affairs in Arkansas, but Hillary kicked those tramps out of his dirty boxers and anchored him to D.C. She played a very active role in public policies and fostered her own political influence in the White House. She was known to be the most empowered First Lady ever.

By the time the Lewinsky affair was exposed there was no turning back for Hillary. She already drew her own blueprint in the political future long before Bill lost his virginity at the age of thirteen and no one was going to get in her way – not even Monica. There is no denying the emotional struggle she endured publicly and privately. But even after the scandal, Whitewater controversy, and a painful election loss, she still managed to come out on top as a respected, powerful, and historical figure, on her own terms. Empowered woman shapes her life without sacrificing herself, preserving her integrity, ambition and body. And as long as we are coexisting in the men’s world, we need to play the card more like Hillary.

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September 23, 2009

Infidelity #1: Ed’s Atonement

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — naera @ 6:23 am

John Edwards is such a handsome man… and an imbecile.

It began as a soap opera and a smooth orchestration to plaster an aroused politician with endless booty calls on his blackberry… Not for nothing but in the end Edwards was not worthy of the political effort the villagers had manufactured to insulate his horny past, resulting in a baby mama rumor which smeared his campaign. His former aid, Andrew Young, finally woke up from his sick hypnosis and realized he didn’t want to be Edward’s mistress’s bogus baby daddy anymore. Young saw the dollar $$$ and signed a book deal (this will be a must read for the minivans.) Loyalty has no meaning now days anyway.

Which comes to Elizabeth and Holly, the matriarch and the ex-mistress. These ladies had been brainwashed with false promises, money, status and endless love. Seeing Elizabeth a few years back, battling cancer, supporting her husband during and after the campaign, always stung my heart to ache. She was a very tired and loyal woman. She exemplified a wife with no personal agendas ( unlike Hillary Clinton), and rose above her husband’s bad judgements to take care of her nest. Edwards is a lucky bastard, you see.

But now we find that Edwards had planned on marrying his mistress after his wife died from cancer… sick bastard….. even if he didn’t meant a word of it. He supposedly fell in love, sure, wanted to marry her, fine, but too much of a COWARD to hand-wash his dirty underwear and hang dry. Because in reality, it was his political future that meant more than ruining the lives of two ladies he said to have cared about, plus his children. So he promised his scarlet a hand in marriage when his sickly wife goes. “She is still breathing today, sorry love.” Where is his accountability in all this, aside from pay as you go and lie as you flow?

Both women believed in endless love, but one is still sticking around haggardly. And through individual and couple therapies, the matriarch and ex-mistress recognized they were played badly… sigh. Infidelity is one thing, but a countdown for a wife’s death is criminal. For this Edwards shall repent for the rest of his life with many many many holes to fill in.   

I sympathize with Elizabeth and wish she will maybe, maybe stop sacrificing herself for once and just walk…

And because of The Edwards, I need to dedicate tomorrow’s blog to Hillary Clinton.

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