Peace and Happiness To All…
December 25, 2009
December 24, 2009
Body Analysis: Finger Shapes
Am very intrigued by the accuracy of the finger shape analysis… Is this how palm reading came about? The creepy gypsy down the street says, “who needs a PHD in psychiatry when the answers are right on the palm of your hand”. Like I said yesterday, read it for fun and keep in your side-pocket, because it is a text book to those who charge $25 a reading. Admit it… this is fun stuff…
I have the ugliest Square shaped fingers with a ‘slight’ Spatulated (I repeat, slight!!). Which explains my practical thinking but I loath ambiguity. As far as this spatulated shape goes, an unsolvable problem does get me twisted to a point my organs get pickled up in Kosher salt for a few days – and that’s why I have girlfriends and a mother on call to extinguish. Fortunately, this happens only twice a year, give or take.
Here is a continuation from yesterday of Finger Shapes analysis Written by Larry Woods.
The Square Finger represents rational thought. It corresponds to a viewpoint that sees objects in true perspective without distortion. The illustration of the lens over the square finger (middle) illustrates the focus, or viewpoint, of a person with a square finger. The focus reveals the tree in its true perspective. The viewpoint is balanced and has practical consideration. A person with square fingers will pursue concrete, logical, practical goals – not abstract or ambiguous plans. Careful planning and design will be the guide. The square finger represents a viewpoint that is free from the influence of scar tissue of the soul. It must be noted, however, that just because a person has square fingers does not mean there is no scar tissue of the soul. It may take a long time before scar tissue of the soul produces visible changes in the fingers.
The Conic Finger in contrast, represents a viewpoint that sees only one part of the whole. In the illustration, the viewpoint of the person with the conic finger sees only the fruit of the tree and is oblivious to the tree. Such as person my see the trees and not the forest. It extreme cases the conic perspective represents splitting, like the immature thinking of a child who is delighted to go out to play, but never considers that it might end. It is also characteristic of a fetish in which the whole is perceived in terms of one part.
The Spatulate Finger identifies obsessiveness, or the inability to let go. The focus of a person with a spatulate finger is magnified. The illustration (left) shows the viewpoint of a person with the spatulate finger as a magnified tree, as if it were viewed through a convex lens. Such people cannot simply reach a conclusion and accept it. They must go over and over it again and again. They cannot turn it loose.
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December 23, 2009
A Prayer For Roger and His Family
Aforementioned, my Roger Federer is BFFs with Tiger, whose tail is in between his legs these days. Tiger is going away on a yatch vaca with his buddies, just chillin away from the witch hunt. And there will be girls there and Roger better not get on board….
Here is a cute picture of Roger with Mirka and their newborn twins… Squeal!!!! Roger is the perfect robotic beast on court, and I pray he stays that way with his family, dutifully. Because if I find out Roger has The Tiger disease, I will track him down with a shaman and make sure he is cleansed and toxic free.
Let’s send holiday prayers to Roger and family… Keep prayin everyone… for the love of tennis.
December 22, 2009
Body Analysis: Finger Lengths and Knuckles.
Now that we all know I have a large head, let’s move on to fingers… Did you know that people with smooth short fingers need instant gratifications?? (For those close friends of mine who were kind enough to lend their ears this week – here is the answer…)
I am always attempting to interpret and unravel human behavior. Indeed culture, religion, genetic disposition, education and life style aggregates how we conduct ourselves. Still, the complexity of human psychology is an obscure and esoteric phenomena. I’m not an expert, but it is by far my favorite topic in conversations, and I often find myself connecting the dots while talking about it incessantly.
Now, I’m not saying the shape of your crooked fingers dictate how you think and what you will eat tomorrow. But it is an appealing information you may consider to think about while observing the hands of friends and family members forking through the holiday turkey and ham this month.
Written by Larry Woods on the study of hands in scripture, a new paradigm for Spiritual thinking, his site makes a lot of intriguing points. Filter out the lengthy biblical references that are full of deep and symbolic meanings, and instead take in the analytical information applicable…. Ok folks, start visualizing the fingers of people you know and look at yours also! Tomorrow’s entry will be about Finger Shapes.
Here is the anatomy of finger translation:
Can someone with short fingers raise their hand? my husband, in-law
Short fingers have traits like the first phalange. They are characterized by a length that is near the palm, which corresponds to the first phalange. Therefore, short fingers represent people whose thought processes are strongly controlled by their personal values. A person with short, fat fingers would be interested in satisfying the desires of the body, e.g. immediate physical and materialistic desires. Such people may be practical. However, the short fingers also give rise to subjectivity, since the body has no brains. The subjectivity may be expressed as prejudice on the bad side, or creativity, critical insight, and creative analysis or extrapolation of the meaning of acquired data on the good side.
Medium length hand: myself, my mom, two sisters.
Medium length, or normal, fingers have traits like the second phalange. They are characterized by a length that is beyond short but not long, which corresponds to the middle phalange. The middle phalange corresponds to internal processing of the soul. The person with normal length fingers seeks to gratify the soul rather than the body or spirit. There are three levels of thinking that correspond to the three phalanges, physical (body), figurative (soulish), and spiritual. The second phalange corresponds to figurative, or soulish, thinking. For example, love is a soulish expression. Sex is a bodily expression. Lovers will have medium, or normal length fingers, whereas, those interested exclusively in sexual gratification would have short fingers.
Long slender fingers : my son, brother-in-law, nephew.
Long fingers have traits like the third phalange. They are characterized by reaching the farthest from the palm, which corresponds to the third phalange. The third phalange corresponds to the thinking of the cerebral cortex, which is the highest form of spiritual thinking. This may be the world’s best kept secret.
Long fingers characterize those who think spiritually. However, the catch is that spiritual thinking is either associated with God or the Cosmic System. Spiritual thinking, per se, may be good or evil. Spiritual thinking is not just religious dogma or doctrine of demons, it is also happiness and joy. Happiness is a higher level of thinking beyond the soul. However, even happiness may come from God or the Cosmic System.
Smooth Knuckles: in-law, niece, grandmother.
Smooth knuckles are characteristic of babies, whose thinking is fluid, emotional, and unrestrained. The thinking of babies is unrestrained by discipline. They do not use rational thought and logic. They are spontaneous, quick-thinking, fluid, impulsive, and intuitive. When smooth knuckles occur in an adult, it represents the thinking of a child. It may also be a sign of emotional revolt of the soul in which the emotion floods the soul rather than remain subordinate to the mind.
Knotty Knuckles: myself, mother and sisters.
Heavy, pronounced, or knotty knuckles represent responsiveness that is the opposite of babies. They represent people who are striving for control against the double discipline of a pastor-teacher.
Milder cases of prominent, but not overly pronounced knuckles are a sign of perseverance. Perseverance is usually considered a good quality; however, it is not good if the objective is wrong.
Movie: “The Blind Side”
A movie with Sandra Bullock + football = a mindless bingo, right? Not so fast….
Sandra plays a quick thinking Southern mom who comes to aid a homeless teenager Michael and football becomes a seed to his life successes.
The Blind Side really is not just about football and poverty, it’s about loyalty, education, breaking away from the norm and taking chances.
A casual act of kindness is standing from far distance, writing a check and sending prayers. But for those who are willing to roll up their sleeves and trudge through someone’s life challenges side-by-side creates the ultimate impact for solutions. That is the biggest gift.
If only more people had the guts like Sandra Bullock’s character, Leigh Anne Toughy, to briefly stain their hearts and make humble sacrifices, everybody would win.
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December 15, 2009
Recipe: Rosemary Marinade
This is truly one of the most diverse but practical recipes that I created. Don’t mind sharing, just post ‘thanks’ if you like it. I use this marinade for tuna, chicken and beef skirt steak and it really taste amazing… Am sure jumbo shrimp, portobello mushroom and other fish steaks would be just as great.
Tip: cooked rosemary isn’t as potent as when it’s fresh, so use an ample amount, not sparingly.
FYI: I don’t use measurements tools, so I’ll approximate here, use your discretions…
- about 2 tablespoon of fresh rosemary, chopped fine.
- 1 tablespoon of salt
- 1 teaspoon of sugar
- 1 teaspoon of cumin powder
- 1 teaspoon of black pepper
- 4 cloves of fresh garlic crushed
- 1/4 cup of lemon juice
- 1/2 cup of olive oil
- 3 tablespoon of soy sauce or balsamic vinegar
Comine the mixture and marinade. I recommend a 30 minute marinade for fish steaks & shrimps, 2 hours for chicken breasts or thighs, and 4 hours for beef. Pan fry or bbq grill until cooked.
Serve with Bastmati rice, mashed sweet potatoes, cous cous, or to your liking.
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Treat Susan With Caution
Susan Boyle’s first CD title is on my husband’s family’s wish list. This means she is a new sensation and everybody wants her. Every time I see a picture of her beaming at the camera, I can’t help but shudder with the question: does she know what she got herself into?
Susan is that lonely hitchhiker we picked up and took her on a long drag race with doors locked. I question how long Susan’s ride will last before she gets abandoned. That, my friends, she will not be able to cope with.
Treat Susan with caution and concern.
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December 14, 2009
Monogamy: Yes For Mr. & Mrs. Penguin
(Am sure you’ve seen “March of the Penguins”. If not, strongly recommend renting it on Netflix today.)
The toilet has clogged with the media inundation about a famous golfer and his 3,469 mistresses (I know, I can’t stop talking about it). Now an army of sports fans are rubbing salt to the injury, claiming the victimized golfer will beat the odds and the odds of opportunistic bimbos. Yes, bimbos they are, but the golfer clearly steered and anchored them into his life. He, who has created chaos must plunge the toilet and clean up the mess on his hands and knees.
Men and women, who have royally cheated on and humiliated their partners and families, could learn a thing or two from Mr. & Mrs. Penguins, because they are the loyalist beasts around. Let me repeat: Did I tell you penguins are more evolved than human creatures when it comes to monogamy?!!!!!? Really. Yes. Really.
I was profoundly taken aback by the resilience and loyalty of Mr. Penguin especially.
Imagine, the male penguins incubate their eggs in their brood patch for 9 weeks during harsh sub-zero winters. This also means the male never neglects its egg to feed his temptation when he goes hungry for 9 weeks! Hundreds of males huddle together in a big group of a circle for warmth singing ‘Kumbaya’ while females are out to feed and taking a break.
Mr. & Mrs. Penguins keep the same partner for life, and they come back every breeding season to bond, mate and care for their young. Repeat: They keep the same partner for life. So now are you convinced we could use some of their DNA?
And for all you people who have been scorned and cheated (you too, Elin), you need a penguin in the house.
December 10, 2009
Adam Lambert And The Bullies
Baba shined her over-injected cheekbones last night on her, ‘Most Fascinating People of the Year’….
Here is a fact: Adam has been bullied by the majority and the media. This doesn’t mean he should take their crap. What’s conflicting is that Adam’s aggressive music performances doesn’t match up to his passive and gentleness when dealing with the public.
We have observed Lambert’s subtle submission to the general middle Americas. I can’t help but ask why Adam tries so hard to please and be humble?? Is he still under contract with the bleached American Idol, is that why he is only sixty percent of himself?
Adam is such an amazing talent and a genuine character, like Gaga. It saddening that the prelude of his career has been nothing but apologizes and an occasional gay defense, very opposite to what he exudes on stage. Ugh… He could and would be so amazing if he is allowed to be himself, if he fights for himself….
Madonna, who is not nearly as talented as Adam, I repeat – not as talented, pretty much painted herself as an erotic outcast in the beginning of her career and never apologized for it. We will never see our majesty Lady Gaga ever having to confess or defend her intensely artistic and sexual persona.
The media would never challenge Pamela Anderson for being a moronic slut. Why? Because she has big boobs…. We put pointless tarts on the pedestal, rather than appreciating an extremely talented homosexual. “We don’t care about your gift, as long as you are like us, or else….” That’s sad.
Stand up Lambert, SING OUT LOUD and go break the glass.
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Eldrick Tont Woods vs Tiger vs Paris Hilton
Who’s better, Tiger Woods or Paris Hilton? Gasp! How dare I….
Ok then. Who’s better, Tiger or Eldrick?
Let’s take it up a notch up and strip Tiger off of his golf championship fame. Let’s pretend Tiger was never a golfer, but an average man…. He’s kept his real name as Eldrick Tont Woods of Orange County, CA., with a wife, two children. He works 9-5, with benefits and 2 weeks vacation.
Is Eldrick Tont Woods more appealing to you than Tiger Woods the golf champion? Nope.
Now, let’s add to Eldrick Tont Woods 13 trampy ladies whom he hooks up with at bars, nightclubs, cars, motels, bathroom stalls… And compare that to the Tiger Woods, the famous golfer and his 13 trampy ladies. Which one of these two men would you forgive: Eldrick or Tiger? I thought you would say so….
Even though the mighty Tiger created his own chaos with endless ejaculations, secrets, Ambiens, and disorders, he will walk into the sunset by mid 2010. He will extend a few apologies, get his endorsements back, win a few more championships, and he’s back in game like a superhero.
This is incomprehensible to me… Because, we love to Crazy Glue ourselves onto the fabricated and mythical Hero in the world of sports rather than applaud real men with good morals. How can cheaters ever learn when the general population is in denial and look the other way? Our society try to humanize and discipline our pet dogs more than cheaters. Sigh.
The only one who will walk away from this mess stabbed and wounded is his wife, Elin, and their children.
Sigh.
And you thought Tiger was way better than Paris… She may be offensive and grossly annoying, but at least she hasn’t inflicted unrepairable harsh pain on her loved ones. Really… Really.
